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SEXUAL AFFAIRS.
Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.
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The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.
"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."
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Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?
Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.
Steven: they are really dumb.
Chad: for real.
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code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".
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The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed
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Saying that your fucking someones mom, basically an "i fucked your mom joke" but better.
"I'm playing bed wars with your mother faggot"
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Some dumbass game from a Minecraft multiplayer server where you collect gems and ingots to upgrade and protect your bed, items and self whilst fighting others.
Hey mark wanna play some bed wars on highpixel?
(Mark) sure man but lemme finish this quest on runescape. I’m almost done banking my things
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