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When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?
Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
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When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.
at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)
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What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.
Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
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Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.
It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.
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when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants
Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton
I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.
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When it’s someone’s birthday it’s Colin birthday, everyday of the week is Colin birthday. Wish Colin happy birthday no matter what time and day of the year.
Happy birthday buddy...Happy birthday Colin
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an excuse you use when u forget about someones birthday then try to fix it by acting like u had a surpirise party planned out so u pruposely acted like u forgot it, sending a card late bt saying sorry it was the mail was slow, or by calling them late and trying to say ur fone was cut off.
sam- oh oops i forgot max's bday
kyle- yeah wat r u gona do?
sam- im thinkin about wich quick birthday fixup i should do, the mail or the phone one
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