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15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...
Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!
On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
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Often from ugly crackwhores trying to get their next fix of dat crack rock
Crackhead - 5 dollar blowjob baby?
Random guy - hell naw bitch
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When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
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When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.
Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."
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n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.
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When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
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