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The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.
Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.
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the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.
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The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!
Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!
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The button on your cellphone that sends an incoming call directly to your voicemail.
'He's avoiding me! He's been hitting the fuck you button on me all day'
'This bitch is crazy. She can't take a hint, I've hit the fuck you button on her like 12 times today.'
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The act of forcibly sticking a nipple up someone's rectum.
"Hold em down Skeeter, I'm gonna give him a brown button!"
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When Having vaginal sex in the doggy style position extremely fast and you slip out and your dick slides into her ass causing her to A: pass out from shock! B: jump across the room! C: scream! Or D: all of the above! This shares some similarities to the use and effects of reset buttons on tomagotchi's and other assorted digital pets!
Kyle:I was fuckin my girl from behind and hit her anal reset button! She blacked out for a second but then we got back to business!
Matt: gotta love The Anal Reset Button!
Kyle and Matt: Crank Dat Tomagotchi!!!
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