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cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016


Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 July 20, 2015


Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 2, 2020


Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022


cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 8, 2022


Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.

"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.

by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020


nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

by joe ljfhoufy October 22, 2007