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To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.
That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.
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when one is surprised by a large number of penises about to have an orgy with the individual.
"Dude, I sent that bitch a cock luck with like, 20 guys."
"Ah bro,is she gonna be surprised!"
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1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.
2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
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When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!
"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"
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The height of a short person, usually around 3 feet, whose head only reaches the waist of the average man.
She's growing up so fast! She's cock height now!
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Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".
Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?
Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.
Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!
Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
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