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a classic millennial generation representative who can’t live without internet and gadgets, loves to travel, a good party every now and then while splitting the costs of a table.
~ in general use:
a person whos mindset is, that spending a fortune on a club table just isn’t worth the money, but chipping in a few bucks and splitting costs with a bunch of like minded rolling stones is.
Hope we’ll finde tonight some co-tablers to share the cost of the table!
A group of codependent men who wear eyeliner to seem mysterious to woman.
ZY “The Kevin kids wearing a dress”
- “such a fucking CO”
CO Empire
A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
When you shit yourself while driving
He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday
1- Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-3C-in-law.
My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
Person 1: Yas discord user is co-god yas, which means they are grandma yas!
Person 2: really? that’s so cool 😎