Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.
"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!
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The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.
I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.
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Were two people have coffee in the shower together.
Andrew surprised me with shower coffee this morning.
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Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.
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Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.
"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster
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were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit
boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*
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while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.
Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.
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