Coming like pogba

If you're trying to pull out some Leng bird and she's coming like pogba ,matey, you got a black one.

A:what was your bird like mate,is she leng

B: yeah she's awfully wholesome and she's a white Ting you know she ain't coming like pogba like the one that I used to go with you get me.

You dey Come?

Words Nigerian guys use when they want to invite a Lady over.

Babe, how far? You dey come?

Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

fuck a come down

fuck a come down" is a state of mind where there is a level of extreme sexual urge. This urge is a spectrum starting from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour; (using the analogy of rainfall). Once in this "torrential" stage, the party involved is unable to acknowledge any other of their other 'God-given' senses and must carry out the sexual act on the most available victim(usually the common bootycall or chic/dude in the club)... if not, try and attempt a miserable sleep. miserable sleep: slumber with uncomfortable, inflamed, cramped and congested genitals

In the club
Person 1:Wow this girl is getting wild.

Person 2:Of course she is... fuck a come down.

OR

In the club:
Person 1 to self: Damn, i need to stop dancing with this girl and leave this place NOW... fuck a come down.

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coming at you test

The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.

The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.

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footballs coming home

England will win the World Cup AGAIN

Guy- were in the final
Other guy- footballs coming home
Guy- yes it is

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come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

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