shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

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six five

A 1965 Chevy Impala Convertible

Say you wanna ride in my six five

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hi-five

a five fingered tonkin

Tony gives good high-fives

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five skin

a wrinky foreskin. a columbos mack

the doctor said the technical term for garys "situation" was a fiveskin

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Five-o

Pigs -- sometimes hair-trigger killers with screamin' amps, party lights and big guns (the bad kind of each) anywhere, but specifically on any of the Hawaiian Islands.

Generally: anyone, anywhere packin' a badge or talkin' to someone who does; Cops; LVPD on bicycles; LAPD; NYPD; Sheriff's Deputy; CHiPs; Highway Patrol; State Police; Texas Ranger; feds; U.S. Marshall; DEA; BATF; undercover detective; the man; gubbamint agent; revenuer; Dog the Bounty Hunter; Officer of the Court; DA, judge; meter maid; security guard; narc; snitch; CI.

Even more broadly: paranoid label for anyone out-of-place in the hood; a person (potential witness) suspected of surveillance; someone who trades their legal troubles for incriminating testimony against someone else.

"This is McGarrett, FIVE-O. You're dusted (busted).
Book'em Dan-O (or Book him, Danno)."

"The Feds are bastards. Even Captain Steve McGarrett of Five-O don't like 'em for their inept and abusive heavy-handed tactics."

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number five

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.

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The Five G's

The Five G's is a code statement used to shorten the phrase "Gay Guys get Great Girls." We've all seen it happen at bars, partys, malls...gay guys have a tendency to hang around both the artsy, creative, chic females, as well as the gorgeous semi-unnatainable females, because those same females are mysteriously drawn to the gay male.

Dude, why's Antonio always the one thats swarmed by hot chicks? Don't they know he's not going to sleep with them?

Yea man, but they don't care, chicks love gay guys, its the Five G's at work...

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