flaming-hoop

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
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Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

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flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.

I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.

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lady flames

Queen of the pager club.

Damn some paged me 911! Let's all meet at the Chula Vista library and get to the bottom of this. Someone page Baby Rampage we need some backup.

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flame shit

having a type of 'product' that's hot. the best. that will blow your mind.

1. you've got to try this new flame bud i have, it's fucking crazy
2. ask ricky to hook you up, he's got some flame shit right now

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flaming nazi

The act of a male removing his feces-stained penis from the anus of a female or another male and painting a swastika on his/her forehead.

Steve: "So did you fuck my ex-girlfriend yet?"

John: "Oh yeah, and I gave her a flaming nazi to boot!"

Steve: "Awesome..."

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Flame Out

The act of having a flamboyant moment or briefly imitating a very flamboyant man. A homo moment

Jerry wasn't gay or a flamer, though every once in awhile he had a flame out and talked with a lisp.

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flaming moe

A homosexual man.

"That guy's a flaming moe if he keeps hitting on guys and dreaming about blowing them or something."

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