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A fly that isnt flying or is dead.
Oh dude a fly just landed on me!
Nah bro that's a flu.
Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.
Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.
Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.
A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak
Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.
Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”
Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”
A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.
VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.
damn that cochella flu gets me every year