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A legendary creature known to the stoners of Williams Lake British Columbia. If one does not placate the roach goblin by occaisionally throwing a roach into the woods, the goblin has been known to nab useful items. If, however, one is careful to satisfy the Roach Goblin, he has been known to leave gifts of weed, money, pens and lighters to good little stoners.
The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.
Dude, toss that roach to the Roach Goblin, or you'll lose your buspass for sure.
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A piss goblin is someone who cherishes there piss and makes love to it every night for a month before consuming it.
Bitch you a piss goblin
Fuck off Dickwad
Pussy boy
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A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down
Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick
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Often seen saying "Spare some coochie ma'am?"
Human in the streets Posh Goblin in the sheets
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Slang frequently used on tiktok meaning whoever it is targeted towards is cool and a good person
Person 1: “Do you know Muhammad Ali?”
Person 2:“Yeah he’s the giggle goblin of boxing!”
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The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin
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A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.
Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
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