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Someone who has a weird foot fetish they display in public.
Kid 1: Mr. Stevens had us watch foot related videos all week then he had all the female students display their feet for ranking.
Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.
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A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV
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a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.
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a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers
last night i gave a girl a canada's history
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Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.
My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.
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An absolutely depraved sex act that is illegal in 24 countries worldwide. Involves maple syrup, the Stanley Cup and moose antlers. Once the said items are assembled and a Shop Vac rented, the debauchery begins. The act of Canada's History generally begins by lubricating the chosen orifice liberally with maple syrup. The owner of the now syrupy orifice is then strapped to the Stanley Cup and has the moose antlers affixed to his/her/it's head via the leftover syrup. Participants (generally 2-14 people/Canadian animals) then sled down a hill while engaging in a wild syrupy orgy.
"I'm not gay, but if Stephen Colbert asked me to Canada's History with him I'd be down like a dress on prom night."
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Blacking out every Friday and Saturday night during the month of February
"Last February I had my own Blackout History Month"
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