adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
when entering a supermarket or smaller shop you are looking about to score some deals. When you find that ideal one you are to refer to it as a "Fat Deal" as its low prices makes it available for you to purchase it without having to spend Bare Cash.
M - "oi shan come into tescos for some scran"
R - "shan no everything there is bare expensive"
J- "OH KURWA, there are fat deals in tescos right now, actual go in and buy it"
M,R - "shan J no way there actually is Fat Deals now, cheers bro x"
J - "i got you bro x"
A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?
Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?
Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.
"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."
When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.
Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.
See also calling in fat
"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."
Some who is obese in size and is quite frankly fat.
Can be used as someone's name.
Josh is a fat boi.
Fat boi (Josh) come here.
This sick drummer from Missouri who has his own clothing line, founded the Hygiene of the Homeless Foundation, and is absolutely thicc as frick.
Yo you as thicc as Fat Mac dude.