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The school is absolute shit , and is rated inadequate . Mr dunkleys bald
King Solomon international business school is Absolute bullshit
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Every year on April 15th, is International Borg Day. Gather all your friends and prepare to get hammered with Half a gallon of water and the other half gallon of vodka with any flavoring of your choice!
International Borg Day (April 15th) is the perfect day to get absolutely hammered with an excuse. You will get drunk if you make a borg no matter what time of day it is.
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women are above all so we deserve a day 💘
some random guy: “hey it’s international women are fucking amazing day what should we do?”
other random guy: “we should hype up women because they deserve the world”
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6th October is International send nudes day (official) Send a nude to any person your comfortable with! Happy Sending nudes!
Person 1: Hey its international send nudes day (official) here you go! *sends nude*
Person 2: Thank you so much I'll send one back *sends nude*
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Day to celebrate craicboi mental and his best song ever : Irish Tupac. It’s celebrated on the 30th of February annually. Also known as International Irish Tupac enthusiasts day
Rory: I’m such a loser, when’s International Irish Tupac enthusiasts day again ?
Katherine: wow take the L. It’s on the 30th of February every year and it’s also called international Irish Tupac day
Rory: thank you , you’re amazing ! Here’s the W
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if a guy writes for nudes to a girl she has to send titties, booty and a coochie
Guy: hey it’s May 19th: International get nudes day
Girl: what ?
Guy: International nudes day
Girl: *sends 3 pics*
When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!