John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

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John Laurens

1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.

"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"

Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"

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John Martin

A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)

That john martin is so hot!!

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lil john

A rapper who does not say much in his songs other than, "Okay", "What", or "Yeah".

In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.

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John Stockton

1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts

1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?

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John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

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John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"