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Johnny Depp is often a hot, sexy, steaming actor. However, this definition refers to the song made about him by Amy Anne.
This definition can also refer to the song made about him by Carol Medina (which is a different song with different lyrics, not a cover of the Amy Anne version)
Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear
You've got tattoos, one said "Winona"
I know
But you broke up with her
And now it just says "Wino"
Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt
John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE
Well, you like girls with foreign accents,
tiny waists, I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would
Probably deserve...
Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear
John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE
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A "Johnny Cash" is a slang term for a Nashville Tennesee pay toilet, often found in gas stations and bus stations.
Dude, I'll be right back, I gotta hit the Johnny Cash.
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The sexiest, wittiest, kindest, most talented, most generous, most stylish, and most romantic man ever!!!!! Need I say more? Well, okay, he is the SEX. He is the BOMB. He is the PERFECT MAN. There is no one like him. He is the man other men most respect and want to be. And he is the man women need and want and dream of. He is the best actor EVER. Put him in any role, and he'll be perfect in it. He is probably the most versatile actor out there!
One minus about him is that he has awful taste in women, just look at Vanessa Paradis. A truly beautiful woman who deserves him needs to come along in his life!
"You're my Johnny Depp."
"Does Johnny Depp ever age?" "No, he just doesn't. It's very interesting."
"I wish my husband was Johnny Depp! He is too sexy for this world!"
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the most sexy, funny, kissable, hottie ever to be born! (and he's rich 2!)
I could make-out w/ Johnny Depp all day.
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An incredibly overrated actor adored by brainwashed preteens.
I can name 20 guys off the top of my head who are hotter than Johnny Depp!
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When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.
Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?
Kevin: No, What?
Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!
Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!
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Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed
Johnny Shiell is one of the best people I know
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