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When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."
Hey man you wanna do a mushroom circle?
When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me
The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi
Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with
When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom
Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked
To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet
Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.
Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs
When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.