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An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
Happy pumpkin day!
to stick a soft penis in a vagina.
I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
a cumslut
person 1:“awe! pumpkin is so cute!”
person 2: “she’s a cumslut”
the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken
person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin