put a d--k in it!

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.

Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"

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Put the candle back!

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.

Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"

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putting out the puss

dressing to impress

"wow, Kaityln's really putting out the puss in those hotpants"

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Put my foot in it

an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in embarassment; Like puting your foot in dog doo.

I didn't mean that the way you took it. Geesh I really put my foot in it.

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put 20 on 10

In addition to, similar to 10 on 20 : to add fuel to the fire

And to put 20 on 10 their Twitter was hacked but the controversial post was on Instagram.

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putting lipstick on a pig

Political Speak for labeling your campaign with words that dont represent what it stands for.

"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"

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put it in yo mouth

A phrase that refers to giving head; used most frequently to refer to a man giving a woman head

Girl, that boy didnt even wanna have sex, he just wanted to put it in his mouth

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