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Put the thing in the thing and babies happen makes you feel good

Ooooh yeah HARDER I'm enjoying this sex

by Jorgelover4lifeandbeyondd April 3, 2017

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Sex

A misspelling of shreks

Sorry my autocorrect is being dumb and it autocorrected it to sex I meant shreks oof

by What is the point of a name November 18, 2021

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doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.

Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.

by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021

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Katie was staring at the guy at the park that was making her rub herself until she let out a small moan the guy looked up to see what was going on and saw her rubbing herself while looking at him he smiled and got up and walked over to her and said let’s go to my place. He kissed her lightly on lips and before they knew it the were making out on the bed exploring each other’s mouths. Katie could feel herself getting wet she had to see what Noah had under his pants she started undressing him and Noah was starting to get hard, he ripped off Katie’s clothes and started licking her pussy Katie was moaning and told him put his cock in her. He kissed her before putting his hard 10 inch cock into Katie’s vagina she was yelling for him to go harder, he was groping her boobs not slowing down any Katie was screamin while her whole body was pulsing with excitement shortly after she came all over his cock then Noah came inside her too. He pulled out starting to lick her pussy fast making her moan again she was moaning more than ever he kept licking her faster until she came again all over his face he was making sure to lick up every last bit of her cum. Katie pushed him back and she started sucking his sucking his dick trying to put all of it in her mouth she kept sucking. Noah telling her to suck faster she did as she was told sucking his dick cupping his balls in her hands then he came in her mouth She swallowed all of his juicy cum.

Guy 1: I heard Jessica and Todd has sex yesterday

Guy 2: yeah he’s so lucky she’s a real catch.

by Chillingok December 27, 2019

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Katie was staring at the guy at the park that was making her rub herself until she let out a small moan the guy looked up to see what was going on and saw her rubbing herself while looking at him he smiled and got up and walked over to her and said let’s go to my place. He kissed her lightly on lips and before they knew it the were making out on the bed exploring each other’s mouths. Katie could feel herself getting wet she had to see what Noah had under his pants she started undressing him and Noah was starting to get hard, he ripped off Katie’s clothes and started licking her pussy Katie was moaning and told him put his cock in her. He kissed her before putting his hard 10 inch cock into Katie’s vagina she was yelling for him to go harder, he was groping her boobs not slowing down any Katie was screamin while her whole body was pulsing with excitement shortly after she came all over his cock then Noah came inside her too. He pulled out starting to lick her pussy fast making her moan again she was moaning more than ever he kept licking her faster until she came again all over his face he was making sure to lick up every last bit of her cum. Katie pushed him back and she started sucking his sucking his dick trying to put all of it in her mouth she kept sucking. Noah telling her to suck faster she did as she was told sucking his dick cupping his balls in her hands then he came in her mouth She swallowed all of his juicy cum.

Guy 1: I heard Jessica and Todd has sex yesterday

Guy 2: yeah he’s so lucky she’s a real catch.

by Chillingok December 27, 2019

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Sex

Stick you pines inside the vagina

I love sex

by Bitch66483828291846y6y47282ur December 3, 2016

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sex

Come on! You know what sex is!

You know what sex is but since you're a horny twat you decided it would be fun to look it up on the Urban Dictionary to see what the definitions would be.

by A_Retard_You_Retard January 15, 2018

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