A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.
Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.
when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit
bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe
Shart is a fart and shit at the same time.....
It is literally in the name.
A fart and shit at the same time.........
It literally says it in the word.
I'm going to shart yourself
When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead
Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*
When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead
dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*