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When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong
“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”
Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus
Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him
When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.
Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?
the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
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The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
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