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Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus
Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him
A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.
Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?
Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.
While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure
bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now
When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?
A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
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The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
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