whenever you send money, or give a friend cash you must give the same amount to the witnessing party as long as they say "skee-tax" started by the rapper skee mask as a sign to give credit to everyone
you: I'm gonna bless you up with $10 dollars
person: thank you gang!
skeetaxxer: hey don't forget the "skee-tax"!
When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip
I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.
the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!
"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"
the tax that the christian church puts (or used to put) when they whould like to repent (or when they are dying)
guy: i think i am dying
church: you sinned, that's double sin tax since you didin't repent since 1999
When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.
“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.
a combination of gen alpha phrases that produce maximum brainrot.
Toddler 1: Oh my god! Look at this new skibidi toilet episode!
Toddler 2: Yeah, it was so skibidi ohio fanum tax
When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”