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The lone male in a large group of females
"Damn that poor glitter donkey"
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An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
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Former US Representative Dan Burton...unless he can prove otherwise.
That anti-vaxxer is a real Donkey Fucker.
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The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
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An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.
Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis
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unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!
"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"
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