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Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah January 30, 2013


Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022


Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.

bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock

by Bear Tank July 31, 2010


costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016


Keir Bear

Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3

Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best

PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3

by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022


Bear wings

Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.

The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.

He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.

Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.

by davidmai April 1, 2015


Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 4, 2009