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A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.
I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.
A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean
According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"
Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer
"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”
“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed
Subject B: What happened?
Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
when you couldn’t give a shit about what someone says. Or when you want to annoy the hell out of someone, say this repeatedly.
Clif: dude did you hear what happened to Will the other day, he...
Brian: I don car
Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet
Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.