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A toe but for people who don’t know toe
Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?
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Instead of putting someones hand in water to make them pee you just stick their hand in your pee.
PS: Great for sleepovers.
I put his hand in water while he is sleeping but he insn't peeing. Screw it he's going to get some sour fingers.
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When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
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Bassist's Finger is a condition among most finger picking bassists,that when blisters form and break on the Thumb, index finger , middle finger,and/or (sometimes) ring fingers of the strumming hand and create sores about the size of a water drop on the finger. Generally the blisters appear after a lot of slap/pluck technique or strumming in general for a allotted period of time.
Person 1. Dude! What happened to your finger?
Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.
Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!
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the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia
he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds
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When a family, as a whole, flips someone off. (most commonly performed while driving)
I was driving down the highway and some ass cuts us off. I sped up to get next to him and as we passed him I honked the horn to get his attention and each family member raised up their middle finger and gave him The Family Finger
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where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.
Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.
"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"
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