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Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 11, 2019


Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020


geologist hammer

1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.

2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.

1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.

by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018


Hammer Swinger

noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020


Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019


hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).

Man honors classes are total hammer classes

by llama llady December 23, 2010


Butter Hammer

A Table Tennis shot in which the player takes a robust, sweeping downward/sideways forehand swing imparting massive amounts of backspin, producing a floating effect as it travels to the other side of the table. It's buttery delivery defies it's devastating, hammer-like effect.

My forehand loop was no match for his prodigious butter hammer.

by chaifee February 3, 2010