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when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
whoa dont santas little helper me
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Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
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your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.
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dude 1 "that guys looking at santas naughty list"
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When you put hot sauce on a condom and proceed to put your penis in the rectum of a woman and switch to her vagina and continue in a manner of switching until she dies.
I heard Tammy Ledbetter died of a Santa Fe Fiesta.
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When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas
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The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD
Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for
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