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Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.
This year I had to sent a lot of Missmas Cards because somehow, everyone remembered I exist.
Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".
I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.
The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?
STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!
KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.
Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).
No way Josh! How did you do that trick?
I'm not telling...
Please!!!
Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.
You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.
Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.
16 year old: You ugly fuck
15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!
16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?