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No!
I think you are!
Fo reels G i am!
fo reels, dawg
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Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.
When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.
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<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see
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A word a customer would use when frustrated with a customer service representative about their prepaid phone service . They would typically say this before hanging up
"You are such a chocolate UGLY" *click*
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Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.
'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'
'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'
'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'
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Bro your hella ugly with those eyes like hella hella ugly my god when I saw you at the store I went through cardiac arrest please commiit die my god or I will do it my self PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE OR WE MIGHT NOT HAVE A GOD.
Hella Ugly Guy:Hello there how may I help you?
Not Hella Ugly Guy:dude you be looking ugly with those eyebrows of yours my god please get some help I'am dying here please stop or the world will commit die.You know what I changed my mind you n9t just ugly your Hella Ugly .
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when one is so ugly that their head gives off rays of ugly
her head was so large and ugly that when the friend walked past the ugly bounced off and made the friend just as ugly therefore, she had caught ugly headidis
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