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A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)
Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!
Female genitalia with enlarged diameter and depth.
I used the electric reamer on her last night to open her up a bit, now she has a baggy vagina!
The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.
Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.
Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch
Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.
Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"