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Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)

Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!

by Fey Queen October 27, 2009


Baggy Vagina

Female genitalia with enlarged diameter and depth.

I used the electric reamer on her last night to open her up a bit, now she has a baggy vagina!

by On3 April 08, 2006


vagina-safe

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

by BrizVegas May 06, 2006


gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003


face vagina

Term for a woman's mouth

I stuck it in her damn face vagina

by SpecialSauceRemix February 05, 2011


vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch

Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.

by Befford February 27, 2009


My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 29, 2023