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Something more expensive than Sex on the Beach
Heh! I would like a sex on the beach. Hope it's cheaper than sex on the roller rink
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Successful after leaving your ex
Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!
BIG SEX VAGINA is a term used to bait people into clicking on a YouTube video to discover what sex is.
Guy 1: dude i watched BIG SEX VAGINA last night, and it was just a video of garlic bread
Guy 2: what
Gary: i think we need to start back at the van
When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
When you basically go in from the back and you insert your dick hardly into the asshole and then you can maneuver the girl.
Uberduber butt sex maneuver!
The most famous shirt ever seen in the BBC series Sherlock
Person1: Look it's an Purple shirt!
Fan: *loud screaming* Its the Purple Shirt of Sex!!!
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Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time