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When you eat a girl out and she has period and you have blood all over your face. You are a herb if you do this.
Man #1 I got a Red hot mollie tomali today from my girl
Man #2 Dude thats mad gross.
Man #1 Idc
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The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.
Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?
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when your skateboard launches away from you in the direction u cant stand. it always seems to go there anyways
"Fuckin Hot Bo Bo flips Got me shittin myself"
"Hot bo bo flips are for the birds"
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any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.
q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!
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A very lit and awesome type of music to listen to.
I'm listening to Drake's new song on the Hot 100 Billboard.
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That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.
Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.
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i know what your thinking, you think that 2 bros chillin in a hot tub is gay BUT dont worry they were 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
guy 1 “hey wanna chill in the hot tub”
guy 2 “sure but we have to be 5 feet apart”
guy 1 “yea ofcores”
guy 2 “2 bros chillin in a hot tub”
guy 1 “5 feet apart cause they’re not gayyy”
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