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what 6-year-olds search up when they want porn
Mom: I saw your search history. WTF IS ROBLOX FART SEX?!?!
Kid: What?
Mom: Come in the car, I'm gonna drop you off at the adoption center
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A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
Successful after leaving your ex
Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!
Idk most of the definitions are from 2007 so it’s probably just horny teenagers who thought it was funny
David: Urban dictionary = sex
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya
She went online looking for ways to become a digital sex master.
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When two obese people have really hardcore sex
Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night