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When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.
Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand
Win you grils face looks like a dogs ass doing a duck face a ladys night for free drinks
Dam baby you got sex buttcheek lips I kiss those if my dog ass did not look like Thom
1: The abs that get you laid
2: Abs that are perfect for having sex
Example 1:
Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed.
Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny?
Hose: My sex-pack abs
Example 2:
Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME!
Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs
Has an uncontrolable amount of sex.
Fluffay: "Damn, Steven's fucked so many girls this week."
Milkshake: "HE'S LIKE A SEX CONVEYER BELT !"
She went online looking for ways to become a digital sex master.
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When two obese people have really hardcore sex
Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night
Having an orgy in the environment
Let's go have some environmental butt sex guys!