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to take a shower or bath
I gotta get in the water before i go to the club.
What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
People recognising you on the street, throwin looks at you. Basically being famous
P1: Have you ever heard of that dude Tony?
P2: Yeah, he getting eyed on the street everywhere he goes
P1: Man that's crazy, I wanna get eyed like him
P2: Good luck with that, he worked hard for his status
The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way
Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.
*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”