Chick-fil-a and sit on my face

Pretty self descriptive I think, the best substitute for a relationship 'til girls learn how to act right.

Damn she a baddie.. I wonder if she tryna chick-fil-a and sit on my face

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I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

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Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face

An Asian person doing a duck face, yet he is deformed and he is confused about something.

-Dude, you drew a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face!
-That guy over there is a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face...

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Slap your sibling across their face day!

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

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poop faced poop headed poop

george sorial; booty

AHHHH look out there's a poop faced poop headed poop and he's running around in a circle while snorting cocaine and watching alien anime.

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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

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