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All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.
Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)
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a guy taking out his penis while this girl giving this guy a blowjob, this guy notice that she's sweatingafter shes done, this girl says to this guy " why does your dick taste like hot sauce"
"I gave your Mom last night a Pilipino Hot Sauce"
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When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.
Trixie was so excited to get a Sri Lankan Hot Dog for Christmas this year!
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When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.
Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night
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Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.
Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub
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A form of diarrhea that hits you all of a sudden. It is so hot and firery that it burns the hair around your asshole leaving third degree burns. It also leaves a glowing ring around your toilet bowl for days.
He ate so much Mexican food last night that he had hot fiery watery poo poo.
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The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
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