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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022


Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

UGH I LOST. I want a rematch
“Get yolked ✌️”

by July 17, 2023


get rizz

just be tristen hogan

ong just be like tristen hogan if you want to get rizz

by BRIOOO_}OI April 9, 2023


Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl February 6, 2018


Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023


get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012


get busty

to bust a move the way bart would

**bart gets thrown in the dance circle**
guy: bart, get busty!

by zzzaza April 5, 2023