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J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro
Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.
Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
When two men hug and almost touch wieners.
Whoa, Dale and Gary are bumping dogs after the 49'ers won.
"Dry-Dogging" is a term infamously coined by one of Australia's worst male on male sexual offenders, who to this day still hasn't been identified.
The men who fell victim to this ordeal are haunted by these chilling words "Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging", at this point the unknown offender sodomizes the victim.
"Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging"
Someone that farts on me way too much
Jen: have you seen Nat dog? I want a word with him
Ellen: no, how come?
Jen: oh he just farted on me again
The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.