When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
A person who is just below a retard, but can still function. Also is someone who can manage to hold a job, but screws everything up.
I work with a bunch of butt munches.
It's being a munch but instead of giving and getting no pussy, it's with ass.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
Person 1 "Bro you butt-Munch, you nasty"
Person 2 "Shut the fuck up, I like bein eatin out"
One who is perpetually bitter or "munchy"
John is mad that Jamal stole his gurl; he's being a bit of a butt munch about it.
A term used to replace equally meaningful titles like and including: dork, brat, dingus, etc.