If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.
If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
It's being a munch but instead of giving and getting no pussy, it's with ass.
If your friends give ass and get it eatin up and get none in return he/she is a butt-munch. You nasty.
Person 1 "Bro you butt-Munch, you nasty"
Person 2 "Shut the fuck up, I like bein eatin out"
Its the gritty and zerking it put together, you are thrusting and zerking it well moving forwards.
Person 1 "DUDE LOOK HES HITTEN THE ZERKY!!!"
Person 2 "I know watch me zerky bro"