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its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle
Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever
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A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.
Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
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Two lesbians in Iceland going outside naked so their nipples become cold and as they enlarge they stick them up eachothers assholes followed by uncontrolled fudge packing.
I could see those two chicks having Iceland Lezbo Sex!
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this is what our decade music is all about
sex, drugs, and money is what our decade's music is all about
they took away the rock and roll and now its garbage.
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The phrase comes from americans who went to Europe and got laid. It means to: Have amazing sex with one or more European women (who are always willing to have sex).
I had crazy european sex when I went to england last week.
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"Sex and The City" syndrome refers to a woman who needs a man to validate her existence. This goes for both serial daters, and women who consider themselves (or are) serial monogamists for the same reason.
It is a very sad, and might I say, quite pathetic, syndrome.
White women seem to be the primary sufferers, however, women from any race or ethnic background can suffer from Sex and The City syndrome.
This term is primarily used to define a certain attitude the show gave off. The attitude that despite being a successful, beautiful woman..one has to have a man to feel completely fulfilled.
1. A woman who continuously dates different men because she is afraid to be alone, or because she feels (consciously or subconsciously) that having a man validates her existence. This can apply to women who are constantly looking to get a relationship out of these dates, or women who are constantly looking for sex as a means to fulfill some long empty void.
"My best friend is going on ANOTHER date...she was so depressed last week because "no one wanted her." Ugh, she definitely has Sex and The City Syndrome!"
2. A woman who has been in a monogamous relationship for a while with a man who treats her badly or unequally, yet she stays with him for fear of being alone, or fear that without him her existence will no longer be worthwhile.
"She is crying again over something her boyfriend did to her...he treats her like such crap, yet stays with him. Its like she needs him to validate her existence, or she is so afraid and unsure of herself she feels she needs a man...a man who treats her like crap! She SO has Sex and The City Syndrome..its sad."
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Penis in penis intercourse, as in one penis fitting into the uretha of another. Is it possible?
dude this dick in dick sex hurts... pass the lube
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