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the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
When you pull out and cum on her head
"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes
I gave a whole town a baby shower
(Noun)
Slang term for the ongoing olfactory sensitivity nausea and vomiting associated with first trimester pregnancy sickness, commonly referred to "morning sickness",which is a misnomer since the aforementioned malaise, albeit worst in the morning, typically lasts all day.
"You knocked me up four weeks ago and now I'm hugging the toilet all day thanks to this damned baby hangover. You're never touching me again! And stop eating garlic!"
(Noun)
1.)An alternative way to describe the intermittent nausea, vomiting, and general malaise that is symptomatic of pregnancy sickness that's commonly referred to as "morning sickness".
2.) A more accurate variant of the common term, "morning sickness".
"...Morning sickness" my ass! It's 9:30 at night, the room is still spinning and every smell makes me want to puke thanks to this baby hangover!