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When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......
Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......
A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.
A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.
"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito
A limited-time menu item served at Taco Bell restaurants from 2016 to 2017. It consisted of marinated steak, fried potatoes, bacon bits, sour cream, and cheese sauce encased in a flour tortilla. It was served with a side of nacho chips and cheese dip.
In early 2024, public interest in the Steakhouse Burrito was renewed by popular Twitch streamer CaseOh, who frequently expresses his affinity for the menu item and his desire for its return.
As much as you plead and beg and ask people on Reddit, the Steakhouse Burrito isn't coming back anytime soon.
To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”