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man cold

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'

by j11119999 January 23, 2006

1409πŸ‘ 294πŸ‘Ž


Breast Man

A Man obsessed with breasts.

I am a breast man, Bill yelled.

by Erik S Taylor February 6, 2005

168πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Danger man

An exceptionally rude person.

Watch out for that guy Faruq he maybe a real life danger man.

by F.S.S April 24, 2018


Man salt

Male ejaculation, cum, peepee fluids from sexy time, jizz

β€œAw man you got your man salt on me again Kyle!”
β€œI love the taste of your man salt”

by Master.of.bation December 5, 2020


Midsaw Man

Midsaw man is what people call Chainsaw Man to say it's trash or nothing special.

Guy: "What is the most overrated anime this season?"
Another guy: "Definitely Midsaw Man."

by BlueOcto February 15, 2023


Dancing Man

Originally posted on 4chan's /b forum, the Dancing Man is a collection of two photos; one of an overweight man dancing fervently, and the other of the same man bowing his head in humiliation as (presumeably) a group of people laugh at him. The caption of the photo said: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." Due to the mean-spirited nature of the post, a Twitter user decided to start a #dancingman campaign to find the Dancing Man, and furthermore invite him to a massive party with hundreds of woman in LA. This hastag quickly blew up on Twitter, with even celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Moby, and Ellie Goulding supporting the cause and opting to perform at the party. The Dancing Man was eventually identified as a London native named Sean, who will attend the party.

The Dancing Man is proof that there is still faith in humanity.

by NotACat March 9, 2015


Froad Man

A fake road man. Will typically have had a privileged upbringing yet wishes to act like a road man.

Chris is such a Froad Man. He roams the streets smoking weed and listening to Skepta on Spotify yet his dad is a lawyer and he lives in a big house. "Dad bruv, can I have a Gucci Hat for Christmas?"

by Jack Ast October 3, 2018