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A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no
And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
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A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.
"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."
The big fat Dyke thats calls herself thick but it's just fat & that's she can beat ur ass just because of her weight says she's 160 but we all know the truth, she's also the crazy ex that's won't get over you or out of your life. Basically the worst possible person you could know.
My fat ex girlfriend keeps hitting me up
The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.
"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.
Similar to an every down back in football. A girlfriend that does well in any situation.
Friend: wow your girlfriend is really doing well in this flag football game
You: yeah she's my every down girlfriend...
An extremely close female friend whom you treat like a girlfriend (hugging, jokingly hitting on each other, hanging out all the time), but, for whatever reason, you never get physical.
1: So you two are dating, right?
2: Haha! No, I can see why you'd think that, but she's more like my girlfriend without benefits.
1: Wait, I thought you guys were going out!
2: Oh hells no, I'm (dating someone else/not into him like that/actually gay/whatever). I'm just his girlfriend without benefits.
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My ex girlfriend is such a thot every week she gotta new nigga lmfao
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